sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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