I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Randomize