I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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