So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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