I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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