using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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