break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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