i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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