I like to think it a success when the cops are called
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
do herpes really smell.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
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