Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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