I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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