When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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