We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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