I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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