i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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