Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
