i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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