Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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