i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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