I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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