I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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