I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize