How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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