Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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