Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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