i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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