I'm going to jail i love you
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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