Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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