Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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