Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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