I am spending my child support on dildos
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I have post one night stand depression
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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