I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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