Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize