That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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