He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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