At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Randomize
