So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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