So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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