it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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