So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
