I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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