we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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