escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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