Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm really busy with my period
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