420 ftw
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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