Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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