Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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