I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
