is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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