She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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