I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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