I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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