Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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