Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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